The final resting place of the finest damned turtle I have ever known.

These are the people in my neighborhood.

@nessalh There. I fixed it.

International Blasphemy Day shirts drying on my couch.

Finally finished with my first International Blasphemy Day shirt. Tomorrow: more printing.

Watching Watchmen, I notice something interesting on Veidt's death-console.

@snowth @bulletproofheeb Fine. Here.

Found on the sidewalk: $11 in Mario Monopoly money.

This is my actual time. What a stupid thing to be proud of.

Law of Comedy: A Demonstration

Words by Ernest Hemingway

I use candy for evil.