@nydailynews the only tree that change color in my whole block of Winthrop pl. Staten Island

hey @peeweeherman look what I saw in Brooklyn on Saturday!

hey @youtube why do I have to pass all this just to see my inbox. #annoying

see NYC nothing to worry about.

can't tell me this Nike sneakers is not cool. @billibaracuda

so you like my apron?

@DJTLaC i don't know how legit this site is if they can't even spell auction correctly.

So I found a traffic cop on her cell phone.

Hey @twitter i keep getting an email that @show is following me at least 3x's a day. I blocked but still happens.

fire on the same block of my girlfriends house.

Look at what I just got.

@jillhanner on my way to midtown i saw this sign, and immediately thought to myself, huh... wonder if Jill knows about this place.

I am about to place an ad on facebook!

this is my fantasy baseball line-up, i think it's all right, gonna be a tough year for me.