"Many Americans already have a source of high protein, low fat meat available at home." #ObamaDogRecipes

$5 if you can move your eyebrows just once. #ThisWeek

When you can't feel the hair in your mouth, it is time to consider a little less Botox. #thisweek

I won the Jackpot! $15 797! Woot!

Got to the office and there is a shiny new Windows Phone waiting for me!

Last drink - CHEAP TEQUILA!

Last bar - Schooner Bar!

We might be drunk but you're at work and we'll be drunk again tomorrow!

Chocohol. I may never go home.

Stop 4 I think...

Pub Crawl piss break!

Rum & Coke & a slice.

Stop 3.

This was stop one.

Round 2 - wantes rum & Coke bar only has Pepsi so I went with a Pilsner.

Pub Crawl Rick's - Tequila Sunrise didn't last very long!

And now I've seen some pussy too!

I'm in Key West less than 30 mins and I've already seen someone's cock.