The Original WGWG! He's even got the obligatory plaid shirt!

@thedavidcook Vegas?!?

@mommywantsvodka I love this album cover! I try this manuever all the time! And always fail!

Is the guy in the middle @theRealDevinB ???

@thestanleyv Sorry, no licorice pussies! No licorice humans, either! Just Dubbys!

@AnodyneJunkie @valermarie Forget Wet Beach Dave! Look at this! Will set your loins a-fire!

@BluewanderAmuse This is a Shetland Pony! Pint-sized & sexy! Like The Dubs!

@iluvDCyes My father! Ladies, remember, he's already taken!

Me, as an innocent pup, with my mom!

Analog Paw!

@thestanleyv I got just the accessory for you! You gonna look near-sighted & sexy, just like Dave! Win!

Sexy feline bitch! Why yes, I will share my Reeses cups with you. @thestanleyv, you gonna be jealous!

I picked out Neal & Dave's outfits for their U.S. Open performance tomorrow! Sexy!

@iluvDCyes This my hat! A gift from my BFF, Garth Brooks! I got 2 sets of matching white boots, too! #countrypup

@taylor_sue Accept my apology & my gift *on bended knee*

Epic steaks await!

Yes, that is Scottie pup lingerie! *drools; pants; begs* Marry me, sexy bitch!

@thedavidcook We can split this burger! Win!

I just baked these for my birthday girl, @Yo_Adrianne!

She'll be my date?! Holy Baby Jesus Sex On Fire, she's smokin'! *licks Scottiehood in preparation for hot mating*