don't have the balls to buy these yet. I'll wait till I'm famous.

Is that a... Is that a penis?

Some damn good pork chops by urs truly

Showin respect to the hawk

Cubbies at 7

Look at the two old ladys dancing ... Now that's country

Earlier I watched the sunset. Now I'm watching the sunrise. very pretty and humbling. 2hrs left

Yankees lost that stinks. But had a great time in Texas

Way to hit swisher scores all nodded up here in Texas

only down 1 come on yankees let's start a rally

Go Yankees

I shall get no gas until I reach 300 miles

I was very tempted to rock a french accent just now. is it irony when most of the bp is Latino?

Nothing but open road on my way to the dallas area