Not sure I totally agree with the curriculum at this school.

see...

It's days like today that I earn the right to have this on my desk for the week.

fucking hell, theyre blockading the golf course now. Send aid. Be careful!

Proof that after 15yrs I can still break into a car. Fuck you St Tropez, I'm bringing a little Bham into yo yard.

ahh pretty sky over golf course. Now get me home im being eaten alive by midges!

Number 3, black.

Number 2, light grey.

Number 1, dark grey.

To see you on your way, look at this picture of the Swiss countryside and wish you were there. As I always do.

The missus: "Go stand over there. Yeah that's it, left a bit, bit more. There. Lovely shot."

Cheer up little bear, here are some tourists to tease you with hot dogs/burgers.

And, what with all things being equal, something to balance it out. I would like to live here in NY.

For those of you who like a good "ahh". Here's your friend and humble narrator and lady, post proposal.

You lot are fucking lucky I didn't have a fiver on me...

you can never be too careful...

So where was I precisely 2 days ago?

Quite possibly the prettiest wedding dress in the world, she looks like an angel.

Me and the good lady. Ah, how sweet do we both loo.. hang on! What the..?