Fuck man its a little too early but this looks delish.

Dear Life On The Murder Scene, Thank you for making me able to chuckle at this while sitting in line on Black Friday.

@VAMPEVERYWHERE That's a silly question we're everywhere! ;]

Keeping it classy in @limecrime glamour 101

This was right next to my car yesterday. Did I laugh? Obviously.

@yelenalynnexo Second paragraph. Makes me think of us rock show chicks. Gotta love Bram Stoker. "Devils of the Pit"

Thank you @michaelvampire! You were beautiful!

@KellyMiller513 here's one for you ;]

"Call me what you will, I will be disaster, Every time you look my way" @VAMPEVERYWHERE

"Call me what you will, I will be disaster" @VAMPEVERYWHERE

It's at Bolckbuster!.. Sometimes. A photograph of the sad fact that they were out when I dropped by.

I'm mad that I can't get a regular picture up so I just figured I post one this way. Eff you Twitter.