This is my house in all its #christmas glory. #santa is our #lawngnome.

#Transformers...Transforming...truck. #optimusprime #geek #nerd

@GSnaps Until then, here's a #geek-friendly door that was at my last pad. #thathappened

"@DepressedDarth: "It's not easy being green" -Yoda auditioning to play Kermit the Frog" "Easy being green, it is not"

God, what a beautiful December morning this is! #ilovewinter

Does anyone remember this thing? It's a GXTV w/ built in surround & subwoofer. The one constant friend I have.

This is a nice Tom Woods and all (I think that's the name), but this deserves to be on a wall, not on a muscle tee.

My future g/f should look good in something like this. #nopressure #highstandards

@deionsanders I don't care how bad you are, you're asking for it wearing this. #hop

@deionsanders ...looks like someone didn't get the memo. #hop #nosmoking

@deionsanders ...something tells me someone didn't get the memo. #ashtray #badplace #hop

Repost of "Caught in the Act" on #Thanksgiving

Originally was in response to Tout posts, doubles as a #Thanksgiving message...

It's a little something I found at one of my treasure hoards. Any self-respecting #nerd would love this. #geek

...I told you an otter was involved. This is a reminder of my 1st grade teacher, Mr. Stork. #oddenough

@WWE ...and once more, with a little bit of photoshopping. #NoWayOut #2009 #KeyArena #Seattle

An old pic of me at @WWE #NoWayOut 2009 at #KeyArena in #Seattle. Ominous, ne?

...and once more from a different angle. #kh #organizationXIII #gamer #geek #nerd

An old pic of me in my Organization XIII hoodie from last year. #kh #awesome #gamer #forgetthedoublechin

Yet another #Skyrim glitch. Could we get these trending like #autocorrect #fail?