@_Scorch_ Resistance is futile.

Check out this old hag driving & reading at the same time. From last week. Keep people like this off the road!

@joethestampede @Bgniko You two can play with the little kiddies. I'd rather play with the big boys.

Cute little #platypus babies, but they're dangerous!

For those that don't like #clowns.

HAW HAW!

LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!

Appears to be good news. #WDsupport

My WD My Passport is going under for repair. Won't mount. Please WORK! Only 1 yr & 3 months old! #WDsupport

TWITTER - Y U NO FOLLOW ME?

Cat got your tongue?

Nice one! @Sacha_B_Cohen dumping "Kim Jong Il's ashes" on @RyanSeacrest. ENJOY!

@JohnCollins OH NO! It's "WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT"!

I HAD CRABS!!! (Thanks to my @kittygaga for taking the picture while my hands were full!!!)

It's @matthewamey tattooing @kittygaga!

Not all of your enemies are LIVING! Make every shot count! #Propaganda #Zombies

DON'T GET BURNED! BUY APPLE WAR BONDS! #Propaganda

VICTORY IS TWEET! #Propaganda

@rickygervais You got a cute dog... But mine is cuter.

Or this one of Mike Ness of Social Distortion.