I'm sorry, but #Cat-Breading is nowhere NEAR as easy as it looked on #SouthPark -- especially when said kitty is feral.

The green glow's a singing maggot; the vertical orange light is the leg portion of my Leg Lamp; Meatwad is Meatwad.

Like I said, as dead fairy gags go, this one rocks -- and may have been responsible for as many as six wrecks.

As dead fairy gags go, this one still rules Otisburg.

Meatwad looks better in person -- and at night... Kind of like me.

Early Cuyler's hidden Libertarian message (while tripping on gas fumes) from #Squidbillies on [adult swim], 9-25-11

#RedEye may refuse to acknowledge there's "Disney Porn" but the Erotic Heritage Museum in Vegas chooses to differ.

#RedEye questioned the existence of "Disney Porn" so I offer an example from the Erotic Heritage Museum in Vegas.

The tee shirt comeback (back) that launched (sunk?) a thousand ships.

All hail Captain Murphy! (And our eternal thanks for your comedic gifts, Harry.)

People always want to know where I stand on certain issues, but how does one explain "on the side of freedom" to someone used to living on their knees?

#MilitaryMonday, indeed... Yes, I'm a fan. And, yes, it's real.

The company that produced this phone openly employs Islamic terrorists in Malaysia, so it had to go -- LOUDLY. Can you hear me now?

Dr. Girlfriend... Back when she said she almost liked me.

Leader of the "Anti-Barny Jihad" as well, David T. Hardy is also the author of the NYT bestseller "Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man."

Mini. Not just any Mini, but THE Mini. (c.Scott Wood Photography, 2008)

Fixed Feral Dean (Didn't know Dean was a girl kitty until she got fixed.)

Fixed Feral Hank (Didn't know Hank was a girl kitty until she got fixed.)

In her own words, Part 2: "Have you told them that the chick who sent you that confession of 'e-love' just has enormous tits?"

In her own words, Part 1: "Why would someone tattoo a BREAST cancer awareness ribbon on her ass?"