Dear @Windows. I hate you. This is only one of the reasons as to why I hate you (psst… you don't need to do this!!)

Gotcha! We didn't get his number, but with a flashy car like that you can get a £20 headset surely? (@HantsPolRoads)

AARRRRGHHHH WINDOWS

People like this anger me. You've got a flash car so can clearly afford a £20 headset. (@HantsPolRoads)

@DougInman you've not seen a nurse that looks like this then? Hope all well mate =)

For the past couple of weeks, singing this has been a daily routine…!

My cat seems fairly comfy...

Hurry up I want to play Sim City 4

Lots of desktops...

Well @ThomasWrighttt seems a bit annoyed today… wonder if @BurgerKing is anything to do with it? (yes)

@JAMEZbadwolf wearing his new hat...

@tonybridger I'm sure this guy does!

Yep! definitely want to visit the Facebook page of a guy who set off a ridiculous amount of unwarranted hate mail… twat

"That's Dope" no, this is dope… #TheVoiceUK

Well I never… my mate and one time captor @JamieRiley has appeared on iTunes...

@BenGratton

This is how bad at Maths I am

Me and @BenGratton are NOT being childish and having a laugh...!

New Skype - it goes into Fullscreen!

Crap letters? #scrabble