@LukewarmToddy haha still got the price tag on it!

Just found this….


Best before July 89.

#Hoarder

@The_Z_Factor oh. Poor you. Maybe this will put a wee smile on your face. (it probably won’t if you got Noro)

@sleepysauce

@sleepysauce in which case I had the right end of the stick. You’re just a fanny. #Fanny

Bloody ‘el #Goodnight

Also, literally, a big, steaming, pile of shit. #Yourewelcome

Also, THIS… #Mmm

Why wait for a divorce to get your finger out?

I made these disappear. #Majik

@SoftSteer sweet Thai chilli crisps. Gone. :’(

@Bee_OnA_String EAATTT ITTTT!!!

Right, I know one of these is mine, so I’m biased, but SURELY mine is the better photo here?

Right, I know one of these is mine, so I’m biased, but SURELY mine is the better photo here?

The sympathy OOZING out of me…

Was trying these @thenorthface troosers on the day too. What you think? A bit bright?

Check out my bowl @tiggermouse’s Dad made me for Christmas. So beautiful! #Wood #Lathesarecool

In tesco trying to find something for tea. So far, I’ve picked up these…

I’ve been busy TOO! #Glühwein

Seriously?? Fuck sake…. #Idiots