* My last fortune cookie yielded this: "You should enhance your feminine side at this time." WOW.

* The fortune cookie from dinner read: "A pleasant surprise is in store for you soon." DAMN RIGHT.

* I discovered a Nerd Herd vehicle in the SacAnime (Radisson) parking lot on my way out. My life is complete.

* Also, here's the autograph that was visible through the front passenger side window. Morgan makes me lawl.

* I discovered a Nerd Herd vehicle in the SacAnime (Radisson) parking lot on my way out. My life is complete.

* Also, here's the autograph that was visible through the front passenger side window. Morgan makes me lawl.

* I discovered a Nerd Herd vehicle in the SacAnime (Radisson) parking lot on my way out. My life is complete.

* Achievement unlocked: I finally ran 3 miles in under 20 minutes! Goal achieved. Next, time for an e-mail! #fb

* Yamo is amazing hole-in-the-wall Burmese.

* A CAR is leaning on the 333 Market Street building's lobby. Thaaat's not right... #fb

* Working and driving in snow isn't easy, but it's VERY beautiful. Happy Earth Day! #fb

* The snow in Stagecoach is a lovely surprise. Here's my funny photo from a Dollar Store, too. #fb

* Spotted my first "post holer" in the wild. Firefly, thanks for teaching me about 'em in advance!

* Here are photos of today's multicolored eggs. They go superbly with fresh milk. #fb

* Holy shittles. My 22 month old niece just unlocked my sister's iPhone AND IS NOW USING IT! #fb