Peyton Manning's book shelves are filled with all classics, such as 'Fruit Punch' and 'Orange'.

Hey Papa Johns, just an FYI, this isn't my name either!

Sources: Todd Haley is now Joey Fatone.

Exclusive photo: Veto Corleone being informed by his consigliere of new Chris Paul three-team trade proposal

You know...come to think of it, Justin Verlander did seem more poised this past season. Totally makes sense now...

Klout knows what I'm all about.

Chris Pronger will be fine. Probably have to wear a prosthetic when he returns, as seen here (artist's rendering).

Alexi Okuato #OpenYourMind

Interesting ESPN, but what I really want to know is how Crooked I is handling the Beanie Wells injury situation...

Helmet?

Homer's got this ESPN/Vick mess all figured out...

'...and your first base umpire at today's LLWS is none other than comic legend Jerry Stiller.'

Taken right before Bobby Valentine's devastating Stunner to John Buccigross...

All white people look the same to me...

I call this one 'If Don Cherry Had Written, Directed and Starred In Garden State'

In two weeks, every kid in Rwanda will be rocking the Miami Heat version of this...

I feel like I've seen Wayne Rooney's new look somewhere before...

What's that Gloria Allred? You're saying this man is capable of making insensitive comments? Surely you jest!

'Deal with it.' - Baylor's Melissa Jones, after every big shot, if she had a sense of humor

Cavs fan in the lower left either loves Diamond Dallas Page or doesn't think much of LeBron