Congratulations on your wedding from uncle WHO?!?!

This made me laugh so much that I made it my lockscreen.

I can't see us getting out of here for less than 4592 calories.

I like to watch… #MelbourneObservatory

Melbourne!! You're fucking awesome.

I still have eyeballs in a bowl because the kids in my neighbourhood are too lazy to trick-or-treat.

I love my neighbour, all the more so because he's so professional! He typed me a note!

Grubbiness is next to godliness.

The finished product! Genius.

So cool. Rainbow cake! Another pic tomorrow when it's cut :)

Engineering 101: testing the structural integrity of cotton. Whoops!

Crackling and guilt with @LERS

My dad cracks me up #SneakyPhoto

I am the bakingest uberchef ever.

The calm before the storm. I cook like I'm Looney Tunes' Tasmanian devil. Hi! to my housemate.

If you say it enough you might believe you like it. Soup.

I learnt a new prefix: sesqui- one and a half. Related: I probably just unlearnt how to tie my shoelaces.

The snozberries taste like snozberries! @OCDVirgoSnake

And some kindred souls.

Ex. Ci. Ted. @LERS & I have found beer whilst we wait…