Brookstone, just admit you're selling vibrators already!

I'm at the point where I like what's happening, but I'm too scared I'll mess it up, so I put it away.

So I have to pay a ridiculous amount upfront for a school photo where boys have to do a classic feminine pose? #SentimentalRipoff

Ha, sharing size. You're so cute, peanut M&M, when you guilt me into thinking I'm eating more than enough for one. My PMS thanks you!

I don't think I've ever written our last name so many times in one sitting. Wonder if he'll noticed the smudging due to my tears.

The sketch book my mom bought when she was in college in the last '50s. Over 50 years later it's now teaching me.

If you smoke on a packed beach, fuck you!

Was watching House Hunters and this purse was in the master closet. WTF?

Can you tell which one isn't Blu-ray? Listen kid, if your parents are cheap, then you get a boring disk!

The biggest drop in temp I've ever felt & the most hail I've ever seen = stuffing ourselves in a closet.

Uh, you're doing what now?

Are this many adjectives really necessary?

I'm done tuning other people's shitty guitars with their shitty strings. Shit hurts.

Hmm, what word could I come up with?

Why I could never be an EMT:

I love my coffee mug collection. They make my coffee taste better somehow.

Found this while vinyl hunting at the thrift store. Personally I'd want world peace more. Or Jakob Dylan but to each his own.