@Moneycotty This one is for you...

One week til my girls River and Begonia hit the road for Phish terr. Get fahkin' pamhp'd!

Should I buy this?

America!

It's Memorial Day. Make it count...

This girl I'm friends with posts pic like this all the time on Facebook. I just don't get it...

Glock and I at the funeral. RIP @Moneycotty...

@JimmyTraina I just met Ricky Rubio and his cut off hoodie has to make Hot Clicks...

Helping run a charity event to get soccer back in Haiti for the kids. They need some fun. @GlockAndRoll at the wheel...

Play it...! Tattoo at the bar tonight...

@laursvolta I think USA Today is saying Steeler fans used to be the minority but are now the majority...

@Mac10colorado

Be honest. If you aren't prompted by this message before watching a HBO show, you're disappointed:

@PhanArt This is a picture of me and my girlfriend with my birthday cake. She kind of stole the show...

I love celebrations & partying but @HollyFain took it to a new level with this awesome bday card: http://twitpic.com/9koaj5

I love celebrations & partying but @HollyFain took it to a new level with this awesome bday card:

My parents are matching. And they're wearing pink. I don't even know where to start. Custy as fuck...

My bro is the commencement speaker for the University of Minnesota's School of Design. I don't know how we're related:

@PhanArt Beat up the beat!

This is my favorite picture of Hendrix ever taken. Shit eating grin to the max. There's boobs so don't open at work...