Buratino on coke.

"Here dear, just use this, in case you get sad."

Moving out (±85 kg)!

I think I look very pretty here, don't I?

Evidence of my last tweet.

I think that's the funniest (and of course, the most idiotic) packet of #crisps I've ever seen. #chips #food

Will those ads ever understand that I'm trying to diet?!

This is what I call TRUE LOVE.

Very ironic. (I mean this -> http://bit.ly/dsCAvu)

That's the cause of my broken tooth.

That's the background of my phone. What's yours? #ChristinaRicci #BlackBerry #CrackBerry #iPhone

Damn... This burger is way too big for my little mouth!

Chicken McNugget soup... Anyone?

Although the original taste of Twix cannot be championed, I would say that its new version is pretty good too.

Posing with a burger. I look so stressed. #ILovePhotoBooth #McDonalds

I love gross food... Cause it looks great. #McDonalds

Sitting

Pressed tomato juice. Tomato juice from concentrate. Not sure which one is better.

Is it work? #vodka