Clever packaging @ExactTarget... thanks for the earbuds to help me listen to convos about my brand ;)

@VirginAmerica - I'm too late to win, aren't I? Sad, sad face. #VX5tweets

@twitter, what the hell is this?

Awesome new #BART ads! More of these please :) #fb

Awesome new #BART ads! More of these please :) #fb

Can't see for shit at #PHX so we all wait in hot, muggy line of cranky passengers in tin cans on the tarmac. #fb

Damn you, #SxSW tweeters!

@markdolan999 Sangin' Juke Box Hero. Bust a move.

LMAO! My coworker singing "Sweet Cherry Pie" - hilarious.

LMAO! A friend from Michigan had to Google who Sergey Brin was after my FB status about him. Priceless. #w2s

LMAO! A friend from Michigan had to Google who Sergey Brin was after my FB status about him. Priceless. #w2s

Woah. Pretty edgy schwag for a tech conf party. I have 2 copies! How much do u wanna be my friend *now*? ;)

Brooke Burke onstage at Web 2.0 Summit.

Sweet Intel schwag at #w2s - 2GB even!

When life hands you lemons:

This is not a Michael Jackson tribute. Plus she's talking about 4Chan & 420_4Chan like she's old school.

OMG!!! I *love* these shoes!! #fb

WTF, Facebook?? Geeeezzz...

I bought these for my 6 month old nephew. Gotta get 'em started early on the road to shoe worship. Boy or girl - doesn't matter.