My @dahlhalla tribute for Halloween.

This collaboration between myself and Alexander Pope goes out to @jaketapper ... who needs it.

Just got 1st copy of the book I co-wrote on the Rolling Stones in hand. Looking good. #rollingstones

Loving the title: "Social Media Douchetardery 101" http://bit.ly/yHAAO

Vanity Fair's leading closet TV James Wolcott continues in the magazine's institutionalized gender confusion

Gays & Trannies Unite! Vanity Fair announces a new reality show: Man Men [Screen shot from Vanity Fair. Probably won't last.]

Is the Intelligent Design Theory true? Here's proof positive at last.

Is the Intelligent Design Theory true? Here's proof positive at last.

"Instead of 'fired' I think of it as 'unfollowed' by my job."

"Presidents was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Gov. Janet Napolitano resigns for O. Super! Gov. Sebelis resigns for O. Super! Gov. Sarah Palin resigns. Quitter!

No doubt about it. Meghan McCain is looking a tad preggers in this shot.

The State of the Nation (Artist's Impression)

If it's summer it's time for, once again, the greatest baby picture in the known universe.

Do you feel insecure about the pork in your portfolio? Do you want to stop your Dow Jones from shrinking at the most embarrassing moments?

Magazine cover of the year!

Loose Tweets Sink Fleets WW2 Propaganda Poster for today.

Breaking: White House Reveals New Undisclosed Location for Vice President Biden.

Graph o' the Day: Vacant Homes, 1965 to 2008 http://bit.ly/2eVDGb

If We Would Just Talk to the Pirates http://bit.ly/sQBwM