Out for dinner on my own, ordered a carafe of wine, they brought two glasses - seemingly this is wine enough for two

What the bloody hell are these two men doing in the communal garden?

What the bloody hell are these two men doing in the communal garden?

@TheBoyWhoBakes @jondunlop @federilli @tedwalsh diagnose the problem - dispirited

@TheBoyWhoBakes @jondunlop @federilli @tedwalsh arrrggghhhhh *sobs* left them to 35m to set

It's twins!!

@njhamer here you go sweets

@cupcakedaisyUK @underwoodwines *Cheers!* my loverlies

I think the size of this nodding dog is a bit excessive

@Zoetrope11 @quaristice look how fat my nozzle end is

Woohoo juicy lips

Brain dead and exhausted - I don't understand this erm *stuff*

Seemingly the surveyor made himself at home today

London's burning again - not sure how far north east of here this is

Got home to find the cleaner did this - made me giggle lots

My bite's got an outer cortex

Ding-dong the witch is dead - no more welts!

Ding-dong the witch is dead - no more welts!

@Spangila because I don't want any more of these

So here I am lying in bed armed with this