Nothing says "1 yr old birthday party" like NASCAR & booze. Wait, what?

I need a new machine. My aging MBP is struggling to run FCPX & all I want is to finish this time-lapse.

Literally falling asleep as I wait for @photoshop to render a Lens Blur. #hurryup

On location w/@Twico while he & the crew shoot pick-up scenes for The Shooting Star Salesman.

Had to run out & buy this to gain @danharing's approval. #insecurities

Listened to the entire ...And Out Come The Wolves album by @Rancid today just like when @RyanSMiller & I were in H.S.

A 50 turn Mario Party is just about to get underway. #whatidowhenimbymyself

My Location Services are turned off but @foursquare is still trying to find me. Why is this happening?

I may be colorblind but I'm fairly confident I don't match today.

@prd3000 Fair enough. How about this un-Instagram version?

@VirginAmerica Here's one on the decent from JFK to LAX feat a snow capped Mtn range. #PhotosFromTheWing

Booyah! Chicken Flatbread Sandwiches are back at @TacoBell. #RunForTheBoarder

Hey @aots, these #Hobbit inspired threads are the best of nerdy tee's. http://the-hobbitmovie.com

URGENT NEWS: .29¢ Tacos on Aug 10th at @DelTaco from 3-8pm. This could be epic!

Chillin' on the @SantaMonicaPier waiting for @MissyHiggins.

Here's the first picture taken with my newly delivered @olloclip 3-in-1 iPhone 4 camera lens.

At 2 months 1 day old, Preston Jack weighed in at 14 lbs even & is 25 inches tall. #nintiethpercentile

@prd3000 The wait was a mere 45 mins. It was the 1st time for all of us (me, @Kimmyann & Preston Jack).

@RyanSMiller I guess you're right. #randomsmilesDOcount

New Beefy Melt Burrito from @TacoBell? Yes, please!