This is what @_TyAnderson and I would look like if your eyes made us look like this.

Just a regular Thursday night. Chillin' post-game.

Gameday with girlfren. #Patriots

My girlfriend saw two UFOs in Brockton today. I, for one, want to believe.

Season greetings from E.T. and me! (circa 1991)

Oh man, that's awesome. Recchi played in a Pens alumni scrimmage today in a Bruins sweater. (via @Warrior3728)

Chica Chara Cola

The search for a new bass has ended. Welcome home, 1973 Fender Precision bass.

Me and the girlfriend as Mulder and Scully. #Nerds #XFiles #Halloween #Hashtags

I hate to give away what the girlfriend and I will be doing for Halloween, but... #Mulder #Scully #XFiles

Evidence that the infamous "Gloating Bruins fan" has returned. @wyshynski @sean_leahy @twolinepass

Just found this picture of 8 year old Wayne and my cousin playing hockey. I look lankier than Chara does now!

Gameday. #Patriots #Beer

So @mountain_goats I took this @ Johnson Ave in Saint Luis Obispo forgetting that Dance Music is about child abuse

Now THAT'S how you write a headline. "Celebrity Lookalike Dwarf Pornstar Eaten By Badger -- Wait, What?"

How big of a nerd am I? #Ghostbusters @Ladyhattrick

Me and the Stanley Cup! #Bruins

3 of the instruments stolen from Starlab this weekend. My Fender & Rickenbacker, and @stephenkonrad's Tele.

This "Red Wings Presented by Amway" nonsense is one step away from "NHL Signs Broadcast Deal with Food Network"