These baseball phone alerts are funny. It's like, they say it, then they repeat it in a panicked yell.

If Gotye were a short Czech hockey player with an affinity for ladies of the night...

This guy at Meijer is so rich, he's using a Buick LeSabre as a garbage can (presumably). SURE, FLAUNT YOUR WEALTH

i like this score better.

Aforementioned Burrows gif.

I dunno.

One last gif for the day - in which Jiri Hudler crashes into your house on a jet ski.

Stupid Sexy Hudler! Feels like I didn't forget the stairs! Didn't forget the stairs! ~Didn't forget the stairs!~

Don't let the lack of a double/triple word score make this Words With Friends moment any less special.

If you only see one gif of Jan Mursak using a hockey stick as a tail, won't you make it this one I made? #redwings

"There is smooth and then there is Pavel Datsyuk..."

To answer my previous question re: PIerre vs hair - YES. It would be creepy. It would be MORE creepy.

I made this image ages ago and it's finally totally relevant and describes Team Chara's goal situation perfectly.

Phil Kessel watching Logan Couture get picked last.

Here, have a Franzen Falcon Punch gif I made.

Jimmy the Pimp and his pimp glove.

murph, your manners are horrible

If Will Rhymes went to the Marlins - Rhymes' hair vs. South Florida humidity.

Artem Anisimov's "sniper celebration" would be more appropriate against say...the Ducks?

Mike Babcock trollface. Amazing.