OH MY GOD! Cut off trackies has now been joined by dirty legs tights. #signsoftheapocalypse

There is a man in the pub wearing home made cut off trackies. #signsoftheapocalypse

This is something to be proud of is it, Mr Bejeweled?

Noel Fielding's looking pretty hot.

Fire exits for dummies.

@Herring1967 the metro obviously have little faith in your upcoming nuptials given the links below your column.

FUCK YOU DAILY MAIL! It brings families together in my view.

Sometimes my Facebook app mixes up avatars. This one is my favourite. (cc @SarahMillican75 @mrTonyLaw )

Sometimes I get to mid afternoon and realise I've been wearing these all day.

@ColonelHitch OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!

Morning all. I am in bed. This is what I can see. I'm scared.

All I can see when I look at this is 'u r Semen'. Quantum semen obviously, but still semen.

Can anyone lend me £4? @michaellegge possibly?

@chickwowchuck in other news, I've found a game to play Lees at.

@ElsieAnderton PICKLEPORN

@ElsieAnderton it's a fucking massive jar too.

For @ColonelHitch the closest I could get to a Fu-Manchu after the inverse Hitler.

For @sven945 the 'Worf' or 'inverse Richard Herring'.

@casioroee I'm very bad at this.

@moogyboobles did you see this monstrosity? GIRLS HATE GEOGRAPHY!!!!