Say what you want about Liz Taylor, but the lady knew how to wear a carton of cigarettes. #ripLiz #liztaylor

@UrbanDaddy, stop using images like this in your emails. How do you expect me to get work done?

Help me crowdsource a new ad campaign for JCPenney. http://xk9.com/bones/truth-in-advertising

This misconception of the future has become an homage to reconstructive surgery. Appropriate for LA, no?