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Amanda

@YaMuddah

Single mom to the coolest kid EVAR, nutcase, sarcastic bitch. Chronically underpaid and undersexed. Take it or leave it.

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I can't remember if I tweeted this the other day ... Leaves changing and a pumpkin patch outside my office building...

Dinner! Six cheese tortellini with ham, red pepper, and fresh baby spinach in a brown butter sauce.

Wow. We're driving around and we found this town. That's the town store. Special.

D'awwww sweet kitteh on my chest.

...to this....

I went from this...

Went blackberry picking in our hood. Brought back close to 2 lbs after 30 mins of picking!

Designer pads? Wtf? Who cares if your twat-towel is fucking paisley?!

I think the bruising has pretty much stopped. (That's a quarter for size reference)

My latest paint job. would be so proud.

This is my current view. D'awwwwww!

Yeaaahhhh. It's still getting worse 36 hours later. The pic doesn't do it justice. =/

I look like a fucking heroin addict.

lookie!

Chillin at work!

Me at work.

Bruising (so far) from my botched plasma donation fiasco yesterday. With a quarter for reference.

Another shot of the beautiful LKN sunset.

The sky is CRAZY beautiful right now.