Unless he is turning himself in, how is this gonna happen?

My new Bible

Exactly how I felt driving behind this old bag

Possible the greatest wedding picture ever #Superheroes

Loving my new #TeeFury shirt #startrek

#KobraKai #FantasyFootball Week 1...VICTORY!!

I HATE my #FantasyFootball team! Terrible draft

Smurf Village #fb

I guess the future is nigh

Day 1: Up in the gym just working on my fitness #fb

Seriously? Its a Pick-up truck NOT a Maserati you jerk. 1st Team All-Jackass

OMG!!! It MUST be true!! #birthers

This is just wrong #starwars

Its Saturday night, I have no date, a 2 liter bottle of #Shasta, and my all-#Rush mix tape. Let's rock! #Futurama

Father's Day gift from the kids. They know me like a book #greeneggsandham

The #SouthAfrica #WorldCup team does not have any "prawn" players. Blatant discrimination #District9

For Red...#Banner18 (#Celtics Pride #NBAFinals)

Tonight, history will be written: #Banner18. #Celtics Pride #NBAFinals