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Terra (aka Zoeyjane)

@Zoeyjane

Writes. Manages Operations @EverythingMom. Binges on Ritz. Uses sarcasm as a learning tool. Spontaneously bursts into dance. Want a follow-back? Talk to me.

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Of note: I schedule TV shows in Google Calendar; Zoë has hip hop class today; I haven't been drunk in 730 days.

Of note: I schedule TV shows in Google Calendar; Zoë has hip hop class today; I haven't been drunk in 730 days.

  • 198 days ago via site
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No one here is a little bit country, but she's a little bit rock and roll.

No one here is a little bit country, but she's a little bit rock and roll.

  • 227 days ago via site
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I can't handle the cute.

I can't handle the cute.

  • 312 days ago via site
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My kid is ridiculously photogenic. See the photo @davidlanglois took a few weeks ago? #bragging #notinherited

My kid is ridiculously photogenic. See the photo took a few weeks ago? #bragging #notinherited

  • 485 days ago via site
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Half my hair is gone. I must have lost 5 pounds.

Half my hair is gone. I must have lost 5 pounds.

  • 527 days ago via site
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Keeper of the original boxes

Keeper of the original boxes

  • 728 days ago via site
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  • 728 days ago via site
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$6 dress, for the next black-tie event I never attend.

$6 dress, for the next black-tie event I never attend.

  • 770 days ago via site
  • 125
Much needed hair maintenance complete. Also achieved: hair maintenance expense guilt.

Much needed hair maintenance complete. Also achieved: hair maintenance expense guilt.

  • 772 days ago via site
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Done. 5 stitches. My heart hurts.

Done. 5 stitches. My heart hurts.

  • 775 days ago via phone
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Patiently waiting, charming nurses.

Patiently waiting, charming nurses.

  • 775 days ago via phone
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Admit it. You wish I was your mom, too.

Admit it. You wish I was your mom, too.

  • 778 days ago via phone
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Hey @mrlady! (shrooms not included)

Hey ! (shrooms not included)

  • 835 days ago via phone
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Gluten-free apple crumble!

Gluten-free apple crumble!

  • 846 days ago via phone
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This. Is. Fashion.

This. Is. Fashion.

  • 869 days ago via phone
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Capturing that "I am SUCH a badass" smile, one school photo at a time.

Capturing that "I am SUCH a badass" smile, one school photo at a time.

  • 906 days ago via site
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Z's 09 Xmas Ornament

Z's 09 Xmas Ornament

  • 918 days ago via phone
  • 100
Apparently, she's a puppy.

Apparently, she's a puppy.

  • 934 days ago via phone
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There *were* 14 things to do today. These will wait another week, non?

There *were* 14 things to do today. These will wait another week, non?

  • 935 days ago via site
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