"The professor!"

#happybirthdayTolkein

#CannotUnsee!!! “@airlinem: The Kindle screensaver illo of Emily Dickinson totally looks like @SarahKSilverman”

@UnknownFilms Local headlines are one of my favorite forms of unintentional entertainment. Here's 1 from a while back.

Running with the big dog out on the trail.

"I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand."

Every time the weather report looks like this, another piece of me wants to move several hundred miles away.

Gyro burgers—delish!

Tasting the strawberry on the side of the cliff with Wolfgang.

Guinness & Magic Hat at @FarmersPub. Yum!

By FAR the best April Fool's Day site gag on the internet.

Spring, if we really do have one, is reputed to last approximately twenty minutes and always occurs on a Tuesday.

From March to June, Missouri flip-flops between winter and summer weather, gradually favoring the latter.

One lone warrior lit against the office wall…

Listening to a few members of the Springfield Symphony warm up for the Myths & Legends concert starting soon.

First R&D exodus to @AndysFrozenCust (ard) of the season. It's a happy occasion!

Trying to keep myself motivated by the numbers. #fitness

Without thinking, I used my Kindle as a cushion so my iPad wouldn't get scratched. Oooh, what a burn. #TooManyGadgets

Yay! I know they're not popular, but I quite like a gray, rainy day.

I see this Visual Studio error at least once a day. The "demanding operation"? Ctrl+C on <50 chars of text. Fail.