Not sure if you'll get this. I've picked my favourite Sun headline. It was 19th April 1989. It really sums up the Sun for me.

@eBeth

"Have you been inured?" - so akses Estzer Ransthen.

Mr Cappuccino always wanted to work in the service industry.

Dear "Cartoonify Yourself", I believe you have confused "cartoonifying" with finding a man dressed up like a cartoon character. Easily done.

My comment on the wonderful video of racial diversity http://bit.ly/yOTk7 feel free to leave a comment

Just got my "Just back from my Nan's" T-shirt from @porksmith's online shop.

BT Tower's new display part 1

Daily Telegaph fail. There are now more mixed-race children than ever before - and that is something for us all to celebate, says the scientist Aarathi Prasad.

I see what you mean, @FreshPlastic

I am the proper pope

John and Edward @Serafinowicz

I jizz turd and you love it.

SURELY THIS IS TOO FAR, @airab

You would tell me if I'd gone too far, wouldn't you?

@FreshPlastic You'll be pleased to learn that the new followers that I got for saying that have all had a tonge-lashing

@jackfaulkner Up to $25k according to our Erica - I think they will have reached their target, don't you?

This email conversation proves (a) #beatcancer wasn't a hoax, but (b) it's ended now.

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