I shall intercept you.

"Long live rock/ Be it dead or alive" (Today's driving companions.)

My Native American name is 'Drives With Drum Sticks'.

Point of reference, it's pitch black out. That's lightning.

If we don't teach our children about rock and roll, who will?

But no, really.

Birthday cake.

Wow.

My beautiful city.

One of my client's ads in the Chicago Creative Directory, a dot-matrix prism MJ. Too cool!

That's a cleanser, not a gas price.

Queen, goddess, kickass song. Thanks, Mom.

Sad thing is, I'm not kidding.

Slainte!

A toast!

You're welcome.

Box 9, party of 3 is here to dance.

Free puppet show opening for @JanetJackson. Best thing ever!

Balcony booth 9 is here to dance.

My Boss: "It's a 'shot'! ...Get it?" (Dork.)