A stunning moustache on Sky News...

This might be my favourite email scam of all time. Or, Chris Tarrant really did email the newsroom and we're all rich.

I *think* there's something wrong with this copy...

I get unnecessarily excited by new Soups of the Month...

Things there are no reason for me to watch on tv: Part One

@berniekeavy Will this do?!

There's a female Sven on my train... #camerasaredangerouswhenyouvehadafew

Latest Richard Keys revelations... The shame of 1996...

Andy Gray sacked. Sky use sleaziest photo possible to illustrate the story...

Sainsbury's now selling hilarious reminder of my long lost ex-girlfriend Ruth...

Outlasting dad and grandad...

My masterpiece in all it's glory... And some cake tins.

This is a gift for a family friend's young boy. I am insanely jealous.

I think, based upon Secret Santa, my colleagues think I'm bipolar...

A lovely bottle of make-better juice...

Getting ready for work Christmas do. Have ironed a shirt but have this as a plan be. Definitely a good look...

So... My mole has fallen off... That can't be good...

Out on a Friday night. I know... Amazing... And I have a silly named beer...

Any chance of some of this out in Brisbane? #ashes

If Liverpool are ever to sack Roy Hodgson, I really really hope @FootballManager's prediction comes true...