BEST FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNE OF ALL TIME

Uh, I don't know, winning? Cc:@edwardgrossi

I am at a wedding here. The best man is the best best man I've ever seen, including movies and TV and other stuff.

I know fortune cookie twitpics are usually boring. But this one isn't.

Pho Bar. Whole Foods Market — Venice, CA

Somehow the #Heat are still favorites on sportsbook.com #NBAFinals

@elibraden pretty interesting search results for "Eli Braden" don't you think?

Second near death experience in Israel

First near death experience in Israel

Cc:@samschneid @tomr4

Israel buckies redux cc:@jarouge @spieglbret

Bucky balls status: ready for Israel

@agoogaly cc @philooza

my first tweet was 2 years ago today

Updated JETS praise cc @philooza

Elite support for the JETS (from last season) cc @philooza

@ccsilverman oh really?

This should be up there too #meta