#darnyouautocorrect

@TheJonMartin and this is what my autocorrect thought I was saying.

burger 13. the double stuffed.

burger 12. the lucky burger.

burger 11. the absolute burger.

burger 10. the meatloaf.

burger 9. the meatloaf burger.

burger 9. the pastrami.

burger 8. five alarm.

burger 7. chipotle burger

burger 6. the black widow.

burger 5. Baja.

burger 4. the grizzly.

burger 3. the western.

burger 2. the vandross.

if you're in the next stall and I can untie your shoes, your stance is a little too wide. #reelthatinson