Breakfast of champions.

Mickey Mouse bandaid. Showing kids that domestic violence is cute! Also, womanfolk will now find me irresistible.

Spent shotgun shell in the parking lot. Maybe eating here wasn't a wise decision...

Yep. That is a little child's wagon just chillin' in a parking spot. Acting like it owns the place...

Mr. @JasonSpore has done it. He created the sauceless burger. The greatest burger that has ever been in my mouth.

Yup. That's an uncooked hot dog on banana bread... With sriracha.

@laurakbalke Found a waterfall for you to perform in front of, at work! Not wooded, but.. I think it works.

<3 breakfast.

@laurakbalke This was my candy haul tonight. I just hope I don't eat it all in my sleep...

@laurakbalke I fail. Just found this pile of delicious I was going to gift you to spice up your pizza last night.

Fuckin' Indiana.... Right down the highway... 15 mph... Yup.

This is my new jam, yo. #baller4life

This beautiful piece of artwork showed up today from Mr. @scottblairart. The day is decent now. #trailerparkboys

@laurakbalke @jonautry A taste of my stacking. Also serves as my application to the stacking club.

We are in for a classy night.

Speaking of Shane spirals... #fooood

...why i hate myself today... #ghostbusters

Looks legit! #dealofthecentury?

This is my party, yo.