The view INSIDE my bedroom makes it clear what I will be doing this weekend.

The view INSIDE my bedroom makes it clear what I will be doing this weekend.

The view outside my bedroom window allows me to pretend I I live in a treehouse.

Hank, my gorgeous lunch companion

Requiem for a cockroach

Today's smoothie: grape and strawberry. Tasty, but grape skin might be a little too much texture.

When alone in the office - like today - I have the best brainstorms with this guy

A little blown away by the homo eroticism of the bathroom art at Baniano. Sent back in to document

And when dinner was over @raypage took the body of Christ into his mouth

I think we ordered citriolini and fried artichokes @rcaggiano

David @Armano is speaking to his minions; I must wait.

Yummy homemade strawberry orange smoothie

Pretending to be snowed in and watching Food Inc. Never eating again may lead to that elusive weight loss goal.

The Kids Are All Right: Julianne Moore/Annette Bening as lesbian lovers AND Mark Ruffalo-might need adult diaper

Do I really need to pretend to love my baby? I mean, they are potatoes . . .

I have transitioned to the sensible shoe if not the sensible spirit.

What's more American than baseball and dying of obesity?

What's more American than baseball and dying of obesity?

That's just dirty