Derek Holland's "comedic genius" is inversely proportional to his ERA @sportssturm

@gordonkeith Real reason for N. Korean missile-fail:

Captcha fail. Good luck to me.

Me and my long lost brother, @chrisnunn #reunited

@tweetgrubes The difference between #Texas and #Detroit @gordonkeith

I loathe bad user experiences. #kaltura

Hot.

Thanks @scoutbook -- notebooks came in and they are awesome. Free shipping for the win

Haywood is the new Bradley @junior_miller @tweetgrubes #durant #shawnbradley #LetsGoMavs

Yep, that's about right.

Bruce Bowen is TRYING to look like Danny Duberstein, right? Joke's on us?? #curb #espn #leon

Best wireless network name ever! DEA Surveillance Van #11

This headline is amateur-hour, #CNN.

Hard to believe this will all be buried tomorrow #snowpocalypse

Genius, Crossfit + Star Wars (via FB @crossfit)

Are you completely out of your minds (via @stevenf)

"Rain chances?" Shouldn't I be asking YOU the question?

@willcain "...what's been happening?" @caseypeacock was on TV too so we are now only 1,409 appearances behind you