This airport bathroom is sending me mixed messages.

Here, @kevincorrigan breaks the world record. #AllNighter

And now a word from our sponsor. When @CollegeHumor needs fake vomit, we turn to Silk. #AllNighter

I die a horrible death for @CollegeHumor's #AllNighter

#AllNighter fuel

Exiled from my desk because a Jake and Amir is being shot six inches from it.

"Ok team, which clunky tag line best sums up our incredibly creepy ad campaign?" "Why choose? They're both gold!"

Here's what you saw if you tried to connect to a WiFi network from the audience at the This American Life live show.

Hey Urban Rustic, I'm pretty sure this bottled water isn't actually "Farm to Market."

@MatuzeYaLose Bingo! Right next to:

This artist has elegantly captured George H.W. Bush's pleated slacks and effortless jacket throw.

@jimtews @AndySandford George H.W. Bush International Airport.

Bacon donuts postmortem text message #Bridgetown

SOLD.

1st #Bridgetown show down! The fine folks at Eagles Lodge 3256 treated @thesheertruth and I kindly. (NB: bingo board)

All ready for my flight to Portland! #Bridgetown

All ready for my flight to Portland! #Bridgetown #booze

How considerate of Zara to give these tired mannequins a place to sit in this crowded store! That's true custy service!

@davidiscope Watch out for this band dude

@JaredLogan is a cruel despot.