Delicious wine banned in Alabama for blinding poor, defenseless drinkers' eyes w/ tasteful sidebreast.

In case you were wondering: Machismo officially smells like desperate 40-year-old. Very classy.

Finally!

My fridge is awesome. #beer

I'm all for fan enthusiasm, but I could do without the muddy airbrushing. #batman #yayalabama

Behold, the things which are thrown away by college students! (Yes, that is as big as it seems)

Story of my life right here.