@laroux74 I even put it on my calendar in my drunken stupor

There is no way in hell that I'm a Hufflepuff

@hexican yup. I've been re-reading them when I can like now

So @airbnb is this really okay? 4 days for a response only to see "I'll get back to you in a few more days"?

I really hope no one steals the snitch off my car. If/when they do I'll cry and cry

I followed lots of others leads and unsubscribed from @groupon.

Duet Browser is officially my favorite browser for iPad

Where will we be this Wednesday? Here!

@hexican I pwned you score sir

Want.

Oh wow. Voodoo dolls. Srs bidness. I was just gonna buy one as a gag gift but wow people really believe

Dear hex, I'm sorry but I won't be getting you this horrible bust for Xmas

Randomly looked at my followers only to find Harry Potter following me. I find his similar users amusing.

@pennygersh this is why we're similar users.

I draw monstah

@aclevergirl omg omg lulz. Love at the similar to you users.

Ignore me and my silly pix. Im still playing

The annoying who to following also lies. @sims is nothing like me. vagina blowing not mentioned once on his page.

@millarca k dis is what i have found

Honestly it's odd because I looked in my bag this morning and I was like where did this come from? #towelday