View from our suite at the track!

The view from my Dodgers Snuggie!

This is the misfired round that blew up in my face today. Hey powder burns how are ya?

My proudest moment.

@justfife why'd you make us dress like this then??!?

This is my nightmare.

Who's more retarded?

How unfortunate.

This lady is a creeeep! Only PBS would have a sitdown exercise show.

All of my words with friends challengers are:

OH SHIT!

I'm riding a goddamn stagecoach. You're fucking jealous!

Eat a sandwich dude!!

This dude knows how to match his plaid. :/

I need sum craaaaack!!!

Apparently there is an epidemic of brain disease running rampant in old men causing them to walk around wearing pj pants.

"I think they must be on a team...an 'all black I'm on a dance team' team" - @dianasaurusrexx

@dianasaurusrexx menthol = black people.

These two just got back from Sadie Hawkins. What a cute couple!

Solo cocaine bathroom? Yes please.