I perpetually sneeze because I love you, cat.

Doing shots at the dentist. #jokesitsfluoride

Big boys playing with fire. Happy May 2-4! @roblicandro @charfarma2

Swimming with Ava.

Unethical tomato to bocconcini ratio in my salad. #unacceptable

Sweet wifebeater tan lines... More like burn.

Perfect example of why Nadia's not allowed to wear my clothes. @nadsterssss this is your last warning.

@hilduhkay my fav people in my fav class... Jokes. I hate math.

Pwrettty wred bow.

I'm so glad you're back, summer.

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG

Being friends with Alex Mandarino entails a lot of this.

Pocket Eiffel Tower.

Taking work home.

When there's a will, there's a way.

FAILING KIDS IS SO MUCH FUN #noreallyimheartbroken

Semi Formal '12.

She blew out my candles, I blew out her face.

Hard at work once again. Doing homework at Metro.

Hardly working. #iwashungryk