Here is an otter from Babby Farms yawning

After seeing a sloth in person and seeing how strong they are, I know what real terror is.

@NickRicci

@Jeebs83

@aprilxface

Looks like someone’s in trouble. I wonder what’s going on.

@KathyGriesmyer I had no idea!

The person running my 10 year high school reunion apparently lacks reading comprehension.

This is Yahoo trying to buy Tumblr:

@kylegravlin

@TacoBell Please make this dream come true:

@ChrisCavoretto @MotoUp @IndigoDaze ya fuck y'all

@jjsaldana Yeah sure, here you go.

Get your space jam on tonight!

Celebrating 35,000 great albear tweets:

.@JanesAmerica

It’s Earth Day.

@AAgalsoff @mitchellpalmer WOLVERINESSS

Aw man, what up childhood:

Who the heck is trying to sell a used shower curtain on Amazon?