As per usual, results not quite as exciting as the anticipation. But still, it had to be done...

Just your typical bored at work antics.

White shirt? I thought it said 'write shirt". Better luck next time, I guess.

Guys at work did this 2 the box I had 2 carry home. Dial says 100.AWESOME. Had 2 walk past the Marcy Projects w/ it. Thx guys.

One of our vendors thought it was a good idea to send this out to their clients. #whatyearisthis

Why this makes me laugh, I have no idea.

Any jumpsuit on any man is hotter than hot, but this one hails from switzerland and reads'Saftey First". DE-lightful!

Why?: It was somebody's idea to make this...

This appeared in my house over the course of 1 night! I am fully expecting 2 see a caterpillar smoking a hookah on it 2morrow.

Shark? fruit snack fail.

This person felt compelled to provide us with the service of stating the obvious. Thank you, this person.

nuf sed.

Cleaning the tomato stains out of my toga.

My attempt at explaining the Renaissance using refrigerator magnets.

Still shaken up over train car hijacking by the Long Island Iced Teens.

Last night's 'secret' guerrilla Spank Rock and Ninjasonik show on the Williamsburg bridge. Kindof surprised no one died.