@Simperman i found some of them, including this pack :~)

@EatMyHalo #moviecharacter #tooeasy

i'm getting the word, breakfast.(quickly followed by the words heart and attack)

@simperman #2 in a short display of my artwork.title & band pls.

the irony - check the headline on the paper he's holding #johnterry

Best zebra crossing ever?

mmmm......eurgh

my 'treacle'

#waynebridge consoles #johnterry (ish)

i can't think of a suitable caption....

it must be popular, there's a queue to get in!

i've seen all of yours.here's mine.

Tiger Woods - The Lyin' King

you know how people say "we'll cross that bridge when we come to it"...

shopping in asda today, i decided against buying this.

let's play guess the mspaint album covers. i'll start easy.

bomb-scare at the world cup draw.The Real FAI have been quiet on the subject! #tooharsh?

The Tiger Woods family portrait for Xmas

@caitlinmoran i'm imagining something like this #bigupthevicarforadadposse

if this was your typewriter, would you ever get anything done?