Excited to use my new wallet this weekend! Thanks @lineapelle!

It's kinda like we're famous. Thanks @VegasMagazine! http://po.st/K7ixcd CC: @danzarrella @lauren_burnett

Debuting new rib tattoo at the pool. So glad summer is here!

Can you say "copy and paste form letter?" Thanks for nothing USPS. Didn't want my mail or anything...

Big thanks to @thebumbys for my assessment!

Hanging out in my new pony hair pumps. Detail is hard to see but these babies are sweet.

Best hubby ever! @danzarrella brought home a dozen cupcakes. So sweet.

Apparently when you tell @danzarrella you want a troll he takes you VERY seriously...

Guess whose husband's book was an answer on Jeopardy?!? (CC: @danzarrella)

There's a fine line between casual and condescending. Too bad @bakedbymelissa doesn't know where that line is.

Wow. @beyondtherack is literally the worst site ever. Box is destroyed and shoes are awful.

This is why my mom is awesome...cookies direct from my favorite Massachusetts bakery!

Yum? Uh no thanks @dominos.

Can't wait to try all these recipes and test out my whoopie pie maker!

Best husband ever! @danzarrella got me a 2nd wedding band and kept it a surprise all day!

2 weeks, no response from United Van Lines. This isn't even the worst of it:

Best husband ever award goes to @danzarrella!

Loving this whole rooftop pool thing. Finally able to wear all my bathing suits!

Pretty flowers from @danzarrella! (And lots of moving boxes in the background.)

Rainbow over the mountains (and MGM Grand) in Vegas