Fore Score and Seven Years Ago? Abraham always had his mind on the money. #swag #gettysburg

This land was made for you by me #cooking #swag

Google. How did you get to be so delicious?

Omfg Meat marks the spot! I've got lettuce and tzatziki all over my face. I don't even care!

I'm so in love with cookies these days

To the woman who drives this travesty,SMH.

Can't you see I'm fxcking napping. #snazzynapper

Be swift to love ya'll!

This is the best stuff on earth @WholeFoods .... ZOMG!!!!

A candy buffet!

My Saturday night thug-dizzle

Please tell me you can see this silver black woman mullet and I'm not making this up

Been sitting at my desk pretending to listen to music and send emails for the past 3 hrs. Shades on.

What do you think @halfmeaningless? #fashion or #fiasco

Doc's

Memories.... Kind of #blackout #freshmanyear #wvu #towers

Lies: brought to you by the aholes that made this sign

How shxtty... Half the fun of being poor was being creative.. Paper jamz? A $25 cardboard guitar

Blue and gold always catches my eye.

I don't care. This is too funny