I GOT BRONCHITIS! (Julian's take on Sweet Brown)

Molly hopes you had a happy Tuesday.

You know, just eatin' my peanut butter toast on the couch while I watch a movie in my undies.

Is this how Extreme Babies ride around?

Creepiest bumper sticker I've seen in a while.

I just...I don't even know. He said they were dressing up as spies. Geisha spies?

My sweet girl turns 2 today, and can rock a 'stache with the best of them. Happy Birthday, Audrey!!

Nature is cool.

Lego Harry Potter cake. Made entirely from swear words and my tears.

Crammed herself into a doll jeep.

This is the most unfortunate looking baby doll I have ever seen. #creepytothemax

blueberry + raspberry = berry DJ Lance Rock

Oh, hello, pizza-sized cookie. Are you tired, baby? Climb into my facehole for a rest.

Try not to be jealous. But if you are, I understand.

In your face, tiny pink kitchen! I can't wait to make a full meal in this thing.

Tiny pink kitchen has me Sylvia Plath-ing it up in here.

Behold! The Wilson family 2011 picture!

It's so upsetting to see that the gangs are now controlling our food supply.

Happy Halloween from Zombie Julian and Allison!

Yet another Steve Miller business card. You're welcome, Steve.