I pretty much have the most gorgeous tattoo anyone has ever seen. #couldnotbehappier

Sparkly star earring! #thesparkliest

Oh my god you guys I wish I could tweet you all a bite of this orange/cranberry/pecan bread, it is so fucking good

Good morning.

Happy Hippos Stage Five: Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien, or, Finger Lickin' Good.

Happy Hippos Stage Four: Regret. (Look at those sad little eyebrows! How could I do that to him?)

Happy Hippos Stage Three: Om Nom Nom.

Happy Hippos Stage Two: Look How Adorable It Is!

Happy Hippos Stage One: Anticipation.

Hillary: 0. Spiders: 1. #HillaryVersusTheSpiders

It is finally below 80°F. You know what that means... the boots come back out. #idontknowhowtodressfortheweather

cheers.

Would you still love me if I had a fauxhawk?

Studies in zombieism.

I found a gift from the gods on my walk home today! FISHY.

The non-mysterious subject of the last post... and I'm referring to the cat, and not me.

Christmas Wookie.

All I need are goggles and I'm set to take on the Atlantic.

Do not doubt me, minions.

Bonus: The tag that came with the slip. "an absolute must with today's clothes." I want all of these slips.